RT @frankieboyle: The same sort of pricks who, when you were growing up, used to complain that they couldn’t tell if someone was a man or a…
@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong Yes, but maybe they’re modern or something.
@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong Just seems friendly to me.
@RhombusHatesYou What did the robots ever do for us?
@RhombusHatesYou I HAVEN’T BEEN THERE YET.
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus “Bestâ€.
EyesOnTheRight Ah yes, who could forget California, home of Big Ben. pic.twitter.com/rrpARrbvhl
@RhombusHatesYou See photo. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus “Is it made from actual Uyghurs?†— A Dad Somewhere
botandy grizzly bear granted license to hunt president’s son
@erinrileyau @SnarkyPlatypus Excellent.
@SMinney It worked. But I’m very much of the view that coffee and breakfast come before leaving the house, and don’… https://t.co/XVjYdMqeeI
@michaelmeloni They look like giant toilet bowls!
I suppose I should check this out. https://t.co/kNpdpuJItp
RT @DrYobbo: Anglos. Never share your culture with them. https://t.co/TG46KnzqiY
@JustJimWillDo I’m still a bit too bleh for socialising, so all good.
@nickorloff There is that, yes.
fanfiction_txt Oh my god! Pewdiepie was hugging you! You out your arms around him breathing in his musky cologne. Damn, he smelled so good.
@nickorloff So you didn’t read the story before commenting then. :)
He only blew 0.114 though.
In a separate incident in South Australia’s far north yesterday, a man was charged with traffic offences after his… https://t.co/QRu1je8cms
“Police breath-tested the driver … who allegedly returned a positive result of 0.342, almost seven times the limit.†https://t.co/M906Xs8jJm
RT @wragge: Explore @TroveAustralia’s digitised journals with this simple app. Now updated with the latest additions to Trove, and a new pa…
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s the up platform (towards Central).
@JustJimWillDo Nah, opposite Southern Cross station. It was clearly part of some longer troll.
@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes this is more what I would’ve expected. Still, a few red and yellow lights will fix all that eh.
@JustJimWillDo Chinese by yourself doesn’t really work though.
@JustJimWillDo Not yet. I was at the conference hotel all week, though I’ll be working in the library tomorrow which is right next door.
@SnarkyPlatypus New livestock for the Wuhan markets!
OH: Teen guy to teen girl: “So what are your plans for tomorrow?â€
Teen girl: “Well they’re not to board the alien s… https://t.co/5ib4KNqhLs
Sat plan, remainder: I still can’t throw this cold so I’ve dumped my social plans. I’m about to have some medicinal… https://t.co/iMYFPkOCP0
@SnarkyPlatypus He’s taking 100 Victorian “business leaders†to China.
@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. But I’m sure Daniel Andrews’ Belt & Road tour will do just fine, when he can finally do it.
Did you see these, @SnarkyPlatypus?
@SnarkyPlatypus They also have a library, with a copy of that Australian government “graphic novel†about how refug… https://t.co/kbRXlX5vit
RT @NewtonMark: SA operated their grid as an “island†with no baseline generation for two weeks in the middle of summer, and it worked out…
RT @SwedishCanary: My kids are taking part in a social experiment. They have to wear a Bernie 2020 t-shirt for two weeks to see how people…
6/10, @SnarkyPlatypus, though I’d have got 7/10 if I hadn’t suffered brainfade.
thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/02/20
George Brandis latest from @JustinianNews in @SatPaper. https://t.co/Y2OIAYK6S9 https://t.co/ZBzu9CjJpU
RT @bufordsharkley: Ladies and gentlemen, the best Palo Alto Online post of all time https://t.co/wmp5kDym7y
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Porridge is, in general, a mistake.
@SnarkyPlatypus One of the current temporary exhibitions is about the nature of identity. Those two items are from… https://t.co/EtCtmPSJcA
@SnarkyPlatypus Classy. pic.twitter.com/ZvxuVxltge
From the Immigration Museum in Melbourne, an observation for @SnarkyPlatypus. #hotwetrice pic.twitter.com/W9ubnkOmqp
@SuperCroup Why am I not surprised.
@ChrissieM You’re welcome.
Not Crown Casino, but Clown Casino. A casino, but where all the staff are dressed as clowns.
@dmeeze @jonoabroad @SuperCroup Exactly.
@SuperCroup They keep talking about potential uses like this, and they are idiots. You just lie about where the dia… https://t.co/j8Z8x5kows
@max_au Sure, but here we are.
A good non-screeching overview. “COVID-19: Racism, economics and the aftermathâ€
https://t.co/rZo9stuUhU
Excellent @SatPaper lead story: “Government spends ‘unlawful’ billionsâ€
https://t.co/0IKbDas7oM
@jplonie No, it’s just a literary reference.
Last night, “Chinese flag colours to light up Melbourne as Andrews orders China trip†https://t.co/fTHX2pDHd9 So I… https://t.co/8M8ClUgVt2
Sat plan, an outline: Lazy breakfast; change hotels; a lazy day of reading, and maybe a visit to a museum or galler… https://t.co/0LHhPh5KO3
@apnic @zdnetaustralia My pleasure as always. :)
Many thanks to @APNIC and everyone behind APRICOT / APNIC 49. Another excellent conference. I’ll be posting some st… https://t.co/1nr8BkUBoO
@nazzer There’s rather a lot of them.
@NewtonMark @ApostrophePong One of the best cutaways in the history of cinema.
@NewtonMark @ApostrophePong In any event, it was educational.
@DavidFeng Well there you go! One step at a time, eh? Though that’s a big step.
@ApostrophePong @NewtonMark This is true. They don’t seem to need to say much.
Catching up on yesterday’@7ampodcastst wit@PaulBongiornono, “Does Scott Morrison finally have a climate policpca.st/q4i7admoIDRT4y
Nice one, Melbourne. pic.twitter.com/jwEpZ9qHk0
Saturday. It’s good when it stops. Saturday.
@StephanieCarvin Sorry. Gone.