@JohnBirmingham It’s all yours, my friend!
Tyrrells Our social media team has never been so chuffed to see someone eat Walkers crisps..twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mog…2l
Going to bed early now, to make up for last night, and because I have a busy day tomorrow.
@DavidFeng I don’t. I really don’t.

creeptwin Check out this meme the 11-year-old boy I’m babysitting made pic.twitter.com/09Q4ir4ug9
robertpopper How to ruin a band’s name with one extra letter. I’ll start: SS Club 7.
stilgherrian I’ve tweeted this before, but I recommend it highly. The @TimeGhostTV “Between 2 Wars” episode that included the 19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sp

SuperCroup Honey, that’s not how you use a bathtub. pic.twitter.com/McZ3X89uIr
abchobart Cyber attack forces cancellation of wool sales across Australia abc.net.au/news/rural/202…
@DavidFeng Beautiful. :)
So @DavidFeng given this “Save the penguins” bit in your profile does that make you a Fenguin?
Steve_Lockstep It’s as if nobody called out the scams from the very beginning. twitter.com/spencecoin/sta…
om_eye_goodness some lady messaged me and said i’m not a good mom because i probably feed my kids frozen dinosaur chicken nuggets a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mI
jonkudelka I’m strongly against having a pandemic for what it’s worth.
@R_Chirgwin @JustJimWillDo @TrainLinkWest This is true. Maybe I need to start doing a transport podcast or something.
@jplonie @franksting Alas I have local Labor members.
@JustJimWillDo @TrainLinkWest I imagine a big chunk of that 1870s embankment needed replacing. I’ll have a look up there some time.
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 @dobes I was expecting this to take quite a bit longer.
Ping @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 @dobes.
This is FANTASTIC work, @TrainLinkWest! Bravo to everyone. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
@jonoabroad @i386 Sure. It’s mostly that orang sliced cheese they use in American hamburgers anyway.
@jonoabroad @i386 This would be useless for napalm. Would you like me to tell you how to make napalm?
@franksting Alcohol licensing is a state matter. :)
@i386 Hello new friend!
Hey guys I have an idea… twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
New Senate inquiry: “Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation Amendment (Climate Trigger) Bill 2020” aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…
@kcarruthers @gathgwyn But I am the only person he hisses at.
@gathgwyn It is 6pm.
@gathgwyn: “I am fluffy and beautiful oh yes I will miaow and miaow and rub against your leg a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zf
@SuperCroup I like going by the road underpass because I like the brick arches.
BIG JERKBIRD! @dobes @purserj twitter.com/ParrotOfTheDay…
theshufflediary Today marks #20yearsofCrikey and to mark it the @crikey_news paywall is down and you can get 20% off subscriptions…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gf
@7ampodcast @SatPaper This podcast contains some @redrabbleroz. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I know quite a few team members who are offensive tools. twitter.com/sans_isc/statu…
@cafuego Way ahead of you. :) I retweeted a QT of that earlier. Thanks!
This morning’s @7ampodcast is “How coronavirus feeds Australian racism” and yeah. pca.st/bswgvq2u
Mike Sec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I REGRET NOTHING!*
* I regret a number of things.

@SuperCroup 0126 Australian Eastern Daylight Time. pic.twitter.com/FGiKGbqcgh
@_YeahYeahNah @Sandra_Sully @SteveHart10News So you didn’t watch the story.
@JM77 Modern skills!
Sandra_Sully A 20-year-old woman has allegedly torched her unit following a domestic dispute, with two housemates still inside t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m4
SwiftOnSecurity The universe has infinite entropy twitter.com/swiftonsecurit…
Discovering what time I left the pub last night by observing the timestamp on a photo I don’t remember taking.
@cjlambert Yes. That is the internet side. Your router is not connected to the internet.
@Wyld You’re most kind.
The Blue Lagoon. twitter.com/drjoelshulkin/…
@tacticalmaid @dobes @davpope Potatoes have many eyes…
@charliedrummond @whereisdaz So, a regular Saturday then.
@tacticalmaid @dobes @davpope You’re across the news story?
@cameronwilson @whereisdaz I’d assumed we were there long ago. :(
jonkudelka It could not be more #on. twitter.com/10newsfirst/st…

roweafr hear no..see no.. @FinancialReview #yoga pic.twitter.com/N9Hl32z4KR
@dobes Beautiful. And I have never been so glad to see that Twitter bird.

Hey @dobes did you see @davpope today? pic.twitter.com/6mOwFJNMp7
Correct. twitter.com/davidgwynnjone…
mmcgowan Landmark NSW inquiry condemns ineffective drug laws and calls for decriminalisation theguardian.com/australia-news…
whereisdaz Has anyone asked Pete Evans’ advice on Coronavirus yet?

naamanzhou We uhhhh sent the baboon to a wonderful farm upstate pic.twitter.com/nBdhlvy6J3
yungbiryanii nobody stopping you from putting on a little foundation bro twitter.com/jb_xiivi/statu…
@TerryOBrien4 @jmfarrow You’d have to ask one of the data people. @GrogsGamut?
@misosusanowa @koreanforeigner Indeed.
Australia’s Parliament, folks! twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…
@ThangNgo Good luck with the fight!

AFP #BREAKING Trump appoints Vice President Mike Pence as coronavirus tsar pic.twitter.com/vpebYiFJwQ
koreanforeigner Wow. This is pretty big. Saudi Arabia appears to be canceling this year’s Hajj. twitter.com/AFP/status/123…
@dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark THEY’RE DOING IT ALL RIGHT OUT THERE IN FRONT OF US.
Exactly. Parramatta is still well east of Sydney’s demographic centre of gravity. twitter.com/ThangNgo/statu…
Wow, @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark, of they do this with 5G they could destroy all wildlife from just a few central..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RQ
spookperson goth crimes twitter.com/cbsla/status/1…

ASegals They think the cops arresting the civil rights protestor are the good guys. pic.twitter.com/CK5dybd35C
Given all the talk of coloured bins in Victoria, this little sketch about bins from the wonderful 2012 series “Prob..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yV

CanberraInsider The Seekers with Prime Minister John Gorton, 1968 pic.twitter.com/mqEuN5keey
@CARROT_app Yes, we noticed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dobes @riskybusiness Or I suppose I could do a quickie, though I have the Fiona Patten episode to edit in the next few days.
@dobes @riskybusiness That sounds like a task for my podcast!
heldavidson Is Morrison suggesting that Labor didn’t get a briefing on the coronavirus emergency plan before it was announced,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl
TatteredRemnant @mumbletwits Is the Coronavirus a left wing virus?
@SuperCroup Well I won’t apologise either then. Humph!
I love the smell of PJCIS in the morning.
Apparently it’s fuck me as well. Two important hearings tomorrow. NBN and data retention. I’ll be watching PJCIS on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uE
“Australian banks targeted by DDoS extortionists” by @campuscodi zdnet.com/article/austra…
Very @SnarkyPlatypus content. twitter.com/aperolspitzz/s…

aperolspitzz Ohio is wild y’all. pic.twitter.com/MkUtrEzlhr
erkpod So sitting on your couch IS a sport? HA HA! 😂 twitter.com/Todd_Spence/st…
@andrewdotnich Justice prevails!

Weather observation for Sydney, from @CARROT_app at 3pm. And it’s true. pic.twitter.com/vxoNlL86wI
@andrewdotnich Ah, that most effective of management techniques, “bribe with food”!
@andrewdotnich I see you’ve done this before.
“How likely are you to recommend working at this company to your friends or family? (Please bear in mind it is now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YA
IT’S NPS FOR YOUR WORKERS’ BRAINS. Oh fuck no some too many executives will hear that as a good thing. twitter.com/dmeeze/status/…
Well put. twitter.com/dawnstarau/sta…
I’m sure the creator found it personally useful and it’s good to share. But it’s easy to imagine tools like this su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OS
Thinking about this further: Monitor your work team’s stress and burnout? Orly? Who is the medically qualified expe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YR
Wondering whether this is an appropriate way to handle such sensitive mental health data.
Embedding such a tool into Slack itself is such a glorious troll. twitter.com/stevelord/stat…

TheBossCrab calvin was right pic.twitter.com/3hy045tP3j
@voltagex Show-off.
@gathgwyn Moments later..@gathgwynyn: “Hello I am so fluffy and beautiful love me feed me oh wait HISSSSSSSS!!!”
Me: [Walks through kitchen.]
@gathgwyn: “Hhhiiis [suddenly remembers there might be food] Miaow human nice hello I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7n
The Blue Lagoon. twitter.com/georgiecrozier…
Thu plan, approaching 2pm edition: Hahaha it’ll be amazing if I even get to reading my email. Today is a write-off for all sorts of reasons.
I still don’t understand what this is about. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Oh hello it’s 1.30pm.
I’m not so sure about this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I stand by this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
OK, the whole Johnny Cash thing is folks doing Cloud versus penguins. This is where we are now.
Haha oh fuck.