@DrRhysPockett Is the phrase “self-indulgent wanker”?
A_A_Mackenzie A good day to remember the SSM vote.
Abstained
Joyce (Nats)
Abbott (Lib)
Hastie (Lib)
Sukkar (Lib)
Andrews (Lib)
M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ix
Well I’m sure this is just fine. twitter.com/mikarantane/st…
MikeCarlton01 Hmmm. Look….
Er…the Mardi Gras parade has become curiously, disappointingly unsexy. Jesus, at one stage there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2H
Not being hissed at, which is a start.
See, @DavidFeng, we can run trains real good like. twitter.com/T3SydneyTrains…
@Rubenerd @SnarkyPlatypus I haven’t been watching closely but yeah Anwar seemed like a bit of a long shot.
“Malaysia’s Mahathir out as former interior minister is named PM.” Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. reuters.com/article/us-mal…
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
@arizclint Heh. I retweeted that tweet the other day. A magical exchange. :)
kjmci Maidenhead Travelodge: here, have your fucking loo roll pic.twitter.com/D5EQq3JGhA
DavidParis When the NSW police strip search you tonight don’t forget to get your cupcake pic.twitter.com/ZVNlhi3etF
Thanks for a great stage show tonight, @JonathanPieNews. Break a leg on the UK tour.
docrussjackson Jacob Rees-Mogg: “We are the Lamborghini of Governments”.
Italian Lamborghini went bankrupt in 1978, was bought by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h1
@nschultz I don’t know about that one!
@paulkidd @JonathanPieNews But you survived, and that’s the important thing.
@JonathanPieNews Well that was just fine.
So @JonathanPieNews has just told me to put my fucking phone away so I will.
MrJJ_1 Morning Twitterlings, I have King Henry VIII’s milk if anyone wants some? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/poSIHIuGsP
NewtonMark This is because UberAir is imaginary, and its only purpose is to inform fraudulent press releases, and the journali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji
nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH WHY ISN’T THERE A HETEROSEXUAL MARDI GRAS THIS IS BULLSHIT I WANT TO WEAR SENSIBLE SHOES AND NUDE LIPSTIC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R7
1. Correct,right @AndrewPStreet?
2. Stop committing typocrimes. twitter.com/lavenderdrag0n…
I ate a fish.
AndrewPStreet @GrogsGamut It turns out that the REAL giant white whale was inside us the whole time.
@SnarkyPlatypus @staticsan Mmmm… Must’ve clicked the wrong button.
@SnarkyPlatypus Good God. pic.twitter.com/Kg1zRDgqBS
@juhasaarinen @PollHereford Back in the 1980s the federal parliament enacted certain porn laws, but the states put..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku
@SnarkyPlatypus The album was released 10 months ago, says Apple Music.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@SnarkyPlatypus Gosh. That’s quite significant. I might have a listen tomorrow.
@TimWattsMP I am learning way too much about this. twitter.com/TonySearl/stat…
ellaceron Told my mom I’m giving up trash men for lent and she reminded me lent is about doing without something that means s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qa
OH, very young child in garden: “Mum, I’m feeling a bit lonely.”
Mother, indoors: “I’m just in here.”
Child: “I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K7
OzKitsch No word yet on the fate of Virgil, Gordon, John and Alan twitter.com/joshbbornstein…
@juhasaarinen @sixoh60 You ally in this battle is @paulwiggins.
@juhasaarinen I suspect that the attraction of symbols of power is universal.
CrockettForReal Hey if you really want to impress her, send her pics of your fat duck pic.twitter.com/dz5DGlS5o3
@skwashd Well I do understand your motives.
@ThomasCMcCabe @macmanm This is what I’m hearing, yes, so there’s that story sorted. I guess.
@skwashd It’s possible that more choices could be made.
@skwashd I wish to say at this point that Dan has quite a range of products.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers We’re possibly going to see those sorts of numbers, but yeah not yet.
@annie_parker @kcarruthers I had to respect the original quote. :)
@skwashd I think I’ve run out up in the Mountains, now that you mention it, though I haven’t been up there for two weeks.
As I prep this podcast episode with Fiona Patten, I see that there’s been no new contributors to my silliness since..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JH
CrimeADay I can’t believe how many of you don’t know the velocity of your fluids. How irresponsible.
nathanTbernard right-wing youtuber Tim Pool blames women for his dating woes, avoids fact he’s 34 and has worn the same beanie eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW
@kcarruthers No. Saying “Do the math(s)” like this is bullshit because it’s one measure (cases over time) of a very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mE
@trentyarwood @atrupar This is all getting more and more insane.
doctorow New Yorker cover h/t Fipi Lele pic.twitter.com/skp62qM8cI
atrupar Fox News is showcasing coronavirus analysis from a guy who said he hadn’t washed his hands in 10 years and doesn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vd
@johnallsopp @Kevintrev @tomfoster66 @sixoh60 @Tim_Coronel There is always more to any story.
@Kevintrev @tomfoster66 @sixoh60 @Tim_Coronel This was a dumb typo on my part. Brainfade. twitter.com/sixoh60/status…
@Kevintrev @tomfoster66 @sixoh60 @Tim_Coronel This is sad to hear. twitter.com/sixoh60/status…
@Kevintrev @tomfoster66 @sixoh60 @Tim_Coronel So Jan Brown it was. Thanks so much.
@maldamkar Hehehe yes that’s the one. A young socialite.
OH LOOK A FREE DOWNLOAD! Thanks, @TimWattsMP. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…
This is very disappointing. twitter.com/tomfoster66/st…
Yes, this was also a magnificent episode of Australian history. twitter.com/sixoh60/status…
@FionaPattenMLC Oh dear, so this is the story of bonking in the Speaker’s chair? I’m finding out so much today!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fu
So yeah. I’m listening back to the recording now and this is going to be a VERY long podcast with @FionaPattenMLC u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lm
@jplonie Maybe.
@jplonie 1. When was Parliament founded?
2. For how many years has it had CCTV?
I have a tale of the South Australian Parliament which I know is true, and which I will also tell in tomorrow’s pod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wQ
Now @FionaPattenMLC told me it was the Black Rod in Victoria as we were looking at one (a replica) in its glass cas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AK
One story says “the merry party removed the mace from its cabinet, and headed to a brothel with it. There, it was u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih
Meanwhile, “The Mystery of the Mace: In 1891, a precious medieval weapon was stolen from Victoria’s Parliament, spa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2f
Help required with Australian parliamentary history! I have been told that in Canberra a male MP (or Senator) “reig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h7
doctorow if you must have technology. it should look like this wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/611163997… pic.twitter.com/8PS4XkNs9g
WebMD The CDC says only 31% of men and 65% of women wash their hands after using the restroom. wb.md/2q0TBIn pic.twitter.com/BjOJUvPjJu
Just 3/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. Sigh. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/02/29
@skwashd I don’t have myself THAT much Dave.
sfctoby Mind your own fucking business twitter.com/fargoguero/sta…
This is your routine reminder that computers are fucked and the internet is fucked and we should never have done any of this. Also, JSON.
AndrewColley If I took that much acid, I’d probably think my feet were supersonic moths. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…
If @AustralianLabor makes some troglodyte like @fitzhunter leader they might as well shut up shop as a potential po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1t
JHWeissmann It’s weird to be watching one of the absolute worst case scenarios people imagined under Trump play out in real tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jT
@eldonnn That bit is fixed now. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
helpmeskeletor I’m begging you, white people, don’t talk yourselves into *less* seasoning. twitter.com/time/status/12…
Here’s @BernardKeane on evidence from earlier in the week. “Data retention scheme is being abused exactly as critic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wJ
r_Buttcoin Buy crypto just in case the corona virus wipes out civilization and collapses our democracy. (by dmetal23) [image]..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng
@manindotblack @twcau All good. It shows that things are according to plan. Or something.
Ah, I remember versions of this map hanging around to years later to when I was alive. (I’m old but I’m not this ol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7
internetofshit Cannot remove this baby twitter.com/gillianmsmith/…
@jxeeno @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng @dobes @TrainLinkWest Wait. Does it count as a V-Set if it’s diesel-hauled?
BellTowerTimes Great find on Google Street View. Always give the Google car a wave even if you’re balls deep into an arrest pic.twitter.com/1n7In0Iqlb
@jxeeno @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng @dobes I continue to be pleased with the speed at which @TrainLinkWest fixed this.
@jxeeno This is excellent, thank you. I’d suspected this might be necessary at some point.
Ping @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @DavidFeng @dobes.
@twcau Sorry, the fourth. twitter.com/manindotblack/…
@twcau You’ll be pleased to know that the world is working, because you’re the third person to bring this to my attention. :)
jburnmurdoch NEW: lots of bogus stats circulating about “coronavirus crash” being worst ever etc.
The claim is not true, and re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x5
Sat plan, a vague outline: Very lazy day, because dreams and reasons; maybe poke at the podcast editing; early dinn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mA
@sylmobile Almost certain to be.
@sylmobile It depends a lot on when and where. Fast response in the cities it can be school buses and regular Sydne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…55
BelieveInBob The terrain of Southeast Asia during the Last Glacial Maximum dlvr.it/RQy3G1 pic.twitter.com/VsjYQCdGjF
bestofnextdoor Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐 pic.twitter.com/PuDFSnknQC
JoshBBornstein Wanted: sports club who missed out on grant because of #sportsrorts.
To pursue rolled gold legal challenge.
Must h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s
benzipperer Flu rates fell by about 40% in US cities that mandated sick pay, according to research by @StefanPEcon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0S
Me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Home Affairs savaged over poor data retention laws oversight” zdnet.com/article/home-a…
SamuelAAdams the terrifying thing about an outbreak that requires people not to leave their homes for 90 days is it means the on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TV
It’s an exactly normal Sydney day for this time of year, at least as far as the weather is concerned. pic.twitter.com/I1dpiHs2Fq
Saturday. Please place all of their eyes into the bucket. Someone will collect them later. Saturday.