Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 21st, 2021

TheShovel Part-Time Worker Amongst First To Get Vaccine theshovel.com.au/2021/02/21/par…

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This is quite a good thread, if you don’t mind getting the urge to stab yourself in the face out of sheer despair. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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@jxeeno I need to know why they only come in odd-number quantities.

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@jxeeno So is it a 3-pack or a 5-pack?

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AnarchyCoo SEIZE THE MEANS OF DESTRUCTION! MUUUUUU! pic.twitter.com/fw66QWubER

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Histreepix Mr Butterworth, one of the hundreds of tiny men who live in the back garden of No 10 Downing Street. April, 1984. pic.twitter.com/nKam10fICQ

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Somehow I think this would make a good starting premise for a sitcom. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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yokoonobot Don’t forget how beautiful the hole punches can be.

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yokoonobot If you can’t sleep - try counting hole punches in your mind:

One hole punch
Two hole punches
Three hole punches
zzz…

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@noreasonspec @roweafr @dobes The joy is figuring out things for yourself.

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@juhasaarinen I can think of many practical everyday uses.

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ReaICosy the chances of being killed by a giraffe are low but never zero pic.twitter.com/1Jq6vqzt2W

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“Canadian artillery wake up” youtube.com/watch?v=gOPEps… This is slightly cruel but quite a bit more funny.

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@wobbly_tiger The adult birds in this clan are very healthy looking birds indeed. But hey, it’s been a very good year for them.

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One of the males used to pop down more frequently, but I haven’t seen as much of him lately. These are just iPhone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NV

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@baxters She is indeed. :) For some reason my little army has quite a few more females than males, and the younger..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…10

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I’m going to repost this photo from Wednesday because I’m becoming proud of my Magpie Army. pic.twitter.com/HmQqwXhOIb

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A few people have brought this to my attention and I think it’s wonderful. I believe that everyone who would like t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI

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kels_316 name one twitter.com/daviddpaxton/s…

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“How To Torture Telemarketers With One Word” youtube.com/watch?v=wfOQsO…

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“One day, a computer will fit on a desk” (ABC, 1974) youtube.com/watch?v=sTdWQA… Contains Arthur C Clarke.

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@jonoabroad @glengyron No I am fine with that photo of Albo licking out a rabbit.

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“Ascending Seal” (6 seconds) youtube.com/watch?v=7O8fiQ…

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@D_Keating Well it’s “The Blue Lagoon”. The definite article is very important. One star.

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@PeteLawler @ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin It’s from 2011, and it seemed like that editions 00 and 01 and then folded.

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“How women in old movies talk to some dude they just met” youtube.com/watch?v=NIoc5y…

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I’d be much more trusting of all these books about death and dying if the authors had actually done it themselves.

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SwiftOnSecurity You:

Nerd friend: I made this gamma radiation monitoring station here’s the link in case you need it.

You: why wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2M

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WorldBollard Lovely bit of bollard art this.
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@skwashd @jodiem @BellTowerTimes I am definitely in Sydney. Things just catch fire sometimes.

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Lol I’m in Sydney for the weekend, @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong, so my Magpie Army has deployed against..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hd

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Mesut_Ausil I’m a big fan of podcasts but I’m not sure the world needs 65 of them that are basically just people reading the wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UL

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sylmobile There is nothing about the past that is better than now.

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jamescmcpherson : Tommy delivers papers 2 days a week, he’s paid 5c for every paper he delivers. Is he delivers 331 on 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qp

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“Why did the Australian government make a documentary about Thailand’s King?”

And where can we see it without invo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Y

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Elderly remarried London resident visits aged father. pic.twitter.com/Mt2nII28Yo

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@reselsnark Either way, it’ll be blamed on Chinese people.

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AFP Prestigious addresses in Paris, London and Geneva and 3,000 properties across Rome: the Vatican has revealed more d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uM

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@reselsnark Sure, if we could do that without the cholera.

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@reselsnark I do love this state though, and this is one of the reasons. There’s never a shortage of drama.

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@jono_mcmano Look I’ve never done that gig, but I imagine so.

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@dfpiii They’re Australians. Broadly speaking, not very bright. But are you across the whole Margaret Court drama?

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jamescmcpherson is giving alternate reasons for ’s homework.

“Kerry purchases 16 bags of apples, each of which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XW

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Some of us, maybe not many of us but certainly some of us, thought that this was blindingly obvious from the beginn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…76

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@skwashd I dunno, kids learn stuff fast. Like how to say McDonald’s from hearing it a lot on TV. But yeah, it’s a thing.

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@sleepingdingo Yes, the whole thing was very good indeed. I had been a while since I’d had a Luke Nguyen menu, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…34

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@skwashd I put that down to bad parenting.

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@sleepingdingo It was part of the lunchtime tasting menu. I only took that one photo because with a group of people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rG

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@sleepingdingo Now, I have a couple different speeches for “Did you click on the link?” Which one would you like? :)

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@HartWexford The rubbish bin next to my desk filled up and I had to empty it, and then I had to go all the way down..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3

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itgrrl Burn the witch!! 😜 twitter.com/maxcroser/stat…

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Pffft! I’ve had microbes in holes way shorter than that. twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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pixelatedboat Pretty crazy that Joe Biden is America’s first Gen X president

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Also, thank you to everyone who supported The 9pm Autumn Series 2021. the9pmedict.com/autumn2021. Thanks to you there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dC

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Highlight of the week was the return of “The 8pm Quiz”, which you can still watch over here. youtube.com/watch?v=Af1Cio…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 560: Success with quizzing, crowdfunding, and tuna” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/we… Covers 15–2twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sodw

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GordyPls Now that the PM is vaccinated, it’s a scientific fact that you will be immune if you bite him and draw blood. Please RT.

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Still, news.com.au isn’t a member of the Australian Polling Council (APC) so ethical and professional c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oV

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I repeat, news.com.au is still accepting votes after reporting the result, and it’s trivial to vote mul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yS

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So a news.com.au “poll” has selected Margaret Court as the greatest women’s tennis player of all time…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lb

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@johnb78 Assuming you’re not trolling, another interpretation is that NZ is giving people a reasonable expectation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lz

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@twcau @NewtonMark @expectproblems @CrimeADay You’re not keeping or hiding it if you’re selling it.

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sad13 “who’s the asshole car guy who married the rock star” was the perfect way my mom just forgot elon musk’s name

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AndyRickie Imagine a government funded advertising campaign with this much joie de vivre in 2021 twitter.com/moad_canberra/…

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There is seriously something wrong with this man. pic.twitter.com/oMPq8ih6Zs

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cameronwilson i’m already seeing this go around anti-vaxxer chats, it’s a pretty standard lie:

the orange bit isn’t the cap, it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yV

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@maz_jovanovich Still, I think we know the market they’re aiming at. :)

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From yesterday, the End of Civilisation, Part 92. pic.twitter.com/ww7njt70zZ

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Twelve per day, maybe 20 million Australians over 16yo. We’ll be done in about 4,500 years. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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I’m already getting some unwanted pushback about this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@pjf They have no sense of personal space.

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Folks, not everything is a movie reference.

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PPantsdown Cameras cut away just before he inserted a jar of patriotic Vegemite into his back passage. More censorship from le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bm

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LetsSummonDmins This gif has permanently changed my life. pic.twitter.com/rt90M2EMcy

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Hey @dobes @purserj I think Amazon is run by birds now. pic.twitter.com/Q0PflkvQQX

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Chemtrail generator still seems to be working though. twitter.com/petemuntean/st…

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I see that Scott Morrison is still disrespecting the national flag by using it as a snot catcher, and making embarr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zg

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Sun plan: A bit of a lazy day, mostly. I’ll do my Weekly Wrap later of course, after confirming some plans and all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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“From shredded cheese to peanut butter.” What a spectrum! twitter.com/business/statu…

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@purserj Ah yes, I’ve seen this story before. I guess I’ll have to see how it evolves. Certainly they are monsterin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XT

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Today’s weather in Sydney isn’t really that shitty, just a bit overcast and humid. I’ll go out in it a bit later. pic.twitter.com/sTWQ5RLhCU

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@munin God that’s from 30 years ago. I wonder if @markhumphries will still be doing that timeslot 25 years from now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nU

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@munin Yes, back when oil tankers had single hulls and regulation was a bit shoddy. The late John Clarke, originall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LA

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@munin You know what the phrase “front fell off” means to Australians, though?

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Things just catch fire sometimes. twitter.com/michaelagiulia…

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twothickscoops can’t stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…95

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@DavidFeng They only swear if they’re taught to swear, but they can be taught to swear by other sweary parrots. bbc.com/news/uk-englan…

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Sunday. Demand to see your medical records. You will be compensated $38 million. Sunday.

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