Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 23rd, 2021

I have no idea about the sourcing here, and I’m too lazy to find out at this hour, but the scenario is appealing. twitter.com/EVERALDATLARGE…

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ronnui_ Pixar: How did you get past security?

Me: *out of breath* I have such a good name for a Ratatouille sequel, Rata-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fl

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Histreepix The German Navy attempting to breed the first flying submarine. Bremen, 1921. pic.twitter.com/rm7S0hvSiz

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fesshole I always fake a little gasp when a man first enters me during sex so they feel like they’re a bit big.

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yokoonobot A person’s mental state should be examined by a qualified psychiatrist before they are allowed to own a photocopier.

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culturewars2 Loose leaf teas are destroying the nuclear family

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“Screaming seal” (22 seconds) youtube.com/watch?v=XqUO2L… For @HappySinger.

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@CosmicRami That’s a remarkable array of bullshit.

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@CosmicRami Lol this is beautiful! I should try this grift myself.

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FXMC1957 23 February 1954. The first mass inoculation of children against polio began in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC

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David Lynch also has another daily video titled “Today’s Number Is…?” and you’ll never guess that that’s about. youtube.com/watch?v=8hY5jc…

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TIL that David Lynch does a daily weather report. youtube.com/watch?v=T8gJy6…

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@DaliiDally @cxi Yeah @cxi is a lovely chap but this information was totally unnecessary.

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The same concept home appears in ” Year 1999 A.D.”, 1967 (24m33s) youtube.com/watch?v=2ivp44…

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“At Home 2001”: Walter Cronkite visits the Philco-Ford House of the Future, 1967 (24m32s) youtube.com/watch?v=2ivp44…

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JohnBirmingham Thyla-unseen, amirite

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I’m guessing quite a few of you would want one of these. twitter.com/aflashbak/stat…

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oz_f If the choice is between The Ivy and lockdown… lock us up fam. twitter.com/blakemccoydc/s…

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@jsleeio It’s been a long time since I’ve worked in an office and I am very happy to continue this.

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bastardsheep Aren’t they striped?

-badump tsh- twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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joshgnosis It’s really not. twitter.com/3AW693/status/…

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cxi Friends don’t tell friends that 1980 was 41 years ago.

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@franksting @JustJimWillDo Very. Main products were legal databases, but they’re grown from there…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U2

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“Transport for NSW impacted by the worldwide Accellion data breach” transport.nsw.gov.au/news-and-event…

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@druey I will be at some point, yes. I want to do all of the routes at some point. It just put it on hold during the Quarantimes.

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@JustJimWillDo Lol no. LexisNexus has been around for ages.

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abbycohenwl You can’t be too careful. I went to have a drink with someone I met on the internet and it turns out I’m a real asshole

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@dawnstarau “When we can crowdsource real time intelligence across global digital businesses, it offers an unparall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di

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@dawnstarau I’m sure that LexisNexis Risk Solutions would have something along those lines… let me scroll down…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jd

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Anyway, keep doing all the cyber defence things we keep telling you to do year after year. Put the lid down after use, and wash your hands.

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Fwiw Australia’s population rises 1.5% a year (pre-Covid) and the world’s 1.1%. The number of internet users grows at around 7% a year.

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It is now after 4pm AEDT so I can tell you that automated bot attacks in Australia are up 2% year-on-year, and we’r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gE

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@NickyWill100 Was it well-crafted slagging though?

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Oh, and the dateline on that press release is “ASIA, February 23, 2021”. Just, you know … [waves hands] … Asia.

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Being maligned in email.

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Hah! Received a press release with completely not time-sensitive news at 3.15pm today with an embargo to 4pm.

It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Q

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dobes The Australian Media Code is a form of ransomware, and someone just paid up

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I too have a slightly eccentric domed face. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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OH: “I just had someone telling me it was a quiet carriage. Fascist.” Lol.

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TomMcIlroy Breaking: Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has done a deal with Facebook. The government has been advised by Facebook that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KN

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@SuperCroup Only if I get to drive it through the train washing machine.

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A very grubby NSW TrainLink XPT about to depart Sydney Central station for Brisbane. Someone should give it a wash. pic.twitter.com/ZVMwVr0Ein

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patriottakes Hey @mtgreenee, this you?

“Bill Gates is attempting to block the sun in order to keep the Earth more cool.”

“And..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i

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I have already been to the butcher today but I did not inform Scott Morrison.

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Final volume of @JohnBirmingham’s “Zero Day Code” audiobook trilogy drops 2 March on Audible. Written words version..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4z

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@alexkidman @paulwiggins No that’s “Pleading for a fifth”.

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Oh good, I’ll just pop out and change my date of birth. The one I was using was getting a bit too old anyway. twitter.com/haveibeenpwned…

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gths Craig Kelly leaving the party room twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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SuperCroup Julie Bishop’s career has gone downhill I see pic.twitter.com/rwNCzzhheD

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OmarjSakr Dutton already has the power to cancel visas and revoke citizenship, now he wants to be able to do it without havin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl

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@RealNickHodge Now there’s some slash that needs to be written!

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I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THIS SCENARIO. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…

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nowthisnews This NYC driver learned the hard way not to park in front of a fire hydrant 🤦‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/yZhNJKYjRN

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“Some agencies could go 20 years without audit unless ANAO gets more funding, [Auditor-General] Hehir says,” which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p1

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therevmountain @kemal_atlay The thylacine has returned to destroy Asher Moses

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kemal_atlay I can’t believe the thylacine’s return caused Daft Punk to break up AND Craig Kelly to move to the crossbench.

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Google Images also provided me with the semi-related headline. pic.twitter.com/yKhOWU3deQ

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Front page of the now defunct Daily Sketch in 1958, per Financial Times 28 December 2019. ft.com/content/a8d0a7… pic.twitter.com/NI2PvNhlf5

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“The U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) and private industry should invest now in order to have an operational fusion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…87

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MatthewBevan What happens if you just chuck all the possible opinions into a blender and see what comes out pic.twitter.com/p3OdMFTaG2

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jpwarren As an ex-furniture salesman, Craig Kelly clearly knows where the best seats are.

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samanthamaiden Is Craig Kelly planning the big switcheroo??@BarnabyJoyceLNP isn’t saying twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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jryderau And now I have to retweet this because-

- you know it makes sense twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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Yet another PR pitch titled something like “Predictions and Trends to Watch in 2021”. FFS, people, it’s the end of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J9

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jonkudelka If nobody tells Craig Kelly exactly where the crossbench is, he might just wander off into the wilderness.

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cameronwilson 🚨🚨🚨 CRAIG KELLY HAS RESIGNED FROM THE LIBERAL PARTY TO GO TO THE CROSSBENCH

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AFlanagan Spokesman for a Bikies think tank to appear on The Drum to put forward cogent reasons why Royal Commission into Crown should be limited

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“Internal Treasury documents have confirmed a federal government policy provides a financial incentive for business..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62

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awelder I hope that “Gaetjens” becomes a byword for an inquiry that is designed to bury the issues under investigation rather than resolve them

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “When will I know when I can go and get a vaccine?” pca.st/sexuqp84

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@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson I’ll be fine because my Magpie Army will collect food for me. The Stetson is a good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pO

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riskybusiness I can’t wait to see what he does next! twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…

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“‘A promiscuous she-pope with a dilated cervix’: the legend of Pope Joan, who gave birth on a horse”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oz

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TimWattsMP What possible grounds does Simon Birmingham have for thinking that Scott Morrison would have ‘no tolerance’ for thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BX

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SuperCroup This Byron Bay whingers story is legit hilarious.

abc.net.au/news/2021-02-2… pic.twitter.com/rBfIxQnRNG

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“One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic,” I mean, not the whole other thing about Stalin. Some of tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vB

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The US death toll has been rising pretty much as expected for a year now and yet I still can’t get my head around i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vN

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BundyB @dawnstarau @girlgerms “Can we get some expensive cyber processes on the way home?”
“We already HAVE cyber processe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7O

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btdecker Jeff Brain, the CEO of Clouthub, created a ride-sharing group for Trump supporters ahead of the Jan 6. Shortly afte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pc

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James_Jeffrey *cue War of the Worlds music* twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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If I read this right, Singapore’s pandemic response is now going to be run by Thai meth barons. pic.twitter.com/2jA4X4BGhb

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TheShovel Scott Morrison says he wasn’t aware of the latest rape allegations until February 2024

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Tue plan: Slow start with some reading and planning; shopping and errands, Thaitown; 1617 train to Wentworth Falls;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…US

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TheRealHoarse <every single CPAC speaker checks their emails to see if it was them> twitter.com/cpac/status/13…

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@dobes Also can In get a firecode, or a codewall or whatever the frost Katter is talking about here. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Hey @dobes may I start using the term “cyberpatching”? twitter.com/CyberGovAU/sta…

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@lin_nah @pjf I’ve been in sydney for a few days so no updates since last week. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tuesday. It doesn’t matter if it’s punching up or punching down, so long and someone is punching you it’s correct. Tuesday.

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