Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 25th, 2021

He’s right, is @jonkudelka. I’m going to bed now. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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“I Met a Most Peculiar Man Today” (2m33s) youtube.com/watch?v=4q5gCI… Both @expectproblems and @ApostrophePong will appreciate this.

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Hey @CptHollingworth, have you seen “lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says it’ll be the farth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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Well, yesterday’s number now, but he’s American.

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Checking in with David Lynch to discover today’s number. youtube.com/watch?v=4AZFBR…

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@franksting I could, but you wouldn’t like it.

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RobCoco My boyfriend decided to put Titanic on so I lied to him and said in a past life I died on the Titanic and now the m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vN

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New standard unit: Kangaroo Halfweight. twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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“Music really makes a difference” (14 sec) youtube.com/watch?v=vYud9s…

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I am so very pleased to see @markhumphries reprise this character. twitter.com/abc730/status/…

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@DrRhysPockett Someone saw a tiger snake here the other day. :)

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AusAirForce Guess who’s turning 100 this year? 🤔 🎂

On 31 Mar 2021 we are marking our 100th with our largest flypast in decades..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm

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Listening to yesterday’s @7ampodcast, “Why won’t house prices go down?” pca.st/6v6vuvlx

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IMPORTANT REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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You may well have seen this photo before. My question has always been: “What is that cow thinking right now?” pic.twitter.com/ve7xtvFLu2

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Yep, just drive the van right in there, no waiting. twitter.com/david_heath/st…

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In fact Peter Dutton is such an enormous arsehole that both your forearms wouldn’t be anywhere near enough to fist..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X2

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No wait, not scallywag. Arsehole. Yeah, what an arsehole.

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Heh that Peter Dutton, what a scallywag eh?

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stilgherrian Final volume of @JohnBirmingham’s “Zero Day Code” audiobook trilogy drops 2 March on Audible. Written words version..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4z

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@kcarruthers Pffft! You can’t just go to lunch and call it a conference!

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Infosec_Taylor I finally found a way off all these spam call lists. I just answer my phone “Cyber crimes division, this is Ashley.”

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@aleeb88 1. The shades suit you.
2. Tell me more about your ladder.

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marquelawyers “Man at centre of rape claims”. You mean the alleged rapist. pic.twitter.com/WX439tBGJI

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@SuperCroup @johnb78 @steve_vladeck I don’t understand why the guy was angry about the free sandwich.

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@jxeeno I am definitely willing to root for rail.

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@Davidramli @johnb78 @SuperCroup @steve_vladeck It’s a fair question, but does the dick violate his First Amendment rights?

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@TomSear @JohnBirmingham You mean “disclosure” not “disclaimer” and this is a hot-button issue for me and I will never let you forget it.

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Very @johnb78 and @SuperCroup areas, and maybe @steve_vladeck can refresh us on these constitutional aspects. Did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bE

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@TomSear @JohnBirmingham Oh cool, I might get some peyote and watch that later lol.

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@whiteswine @sleepingdingo Indeed it was. These juvenile currawongs were squabbling over the food I’d put up there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5T

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@TomSear @JohnBirmingham Ah yes, I see that JB has seen that wonderful video.

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@whiteswine @sleepingdingo Oh nice! Here’s a currawong I prepared earlier, in Enmore in 2009 it says here. It was p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL

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The currawongs don’t come close to the houses very often, though they’re starting to get interested now they can se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4n

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As expected, the gang-gang cockatoos are back today. This rubbish photo was taken from inside. The other gang-gang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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LissaKEvans Director: Do you want to go again, Leonard?
Nimoy: Naoh, oy thenk oy neighelled it. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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Also @JohnBirmingham needs to know about this for… hmmm… how about a “cop and robot dog partner at the end of civilisation” series?

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A handy HOWTO guide for disabling a certain kind of police robot. Someone should do a cut-out-and-keep version. twitter.com/LenKusov/statu…

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@derekbradley The thought of having a Catalanap is certainly appealing.

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@derekbradley Good thinking. Except I am not in Barcelona.

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Hmmm. It’s about two hours earlier than I thought it was. Now I’m wondering whether to have a nap or make food.

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@willozap It almost takes extra effort to make it not work properly.

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What the internet enabled, and what is still its greatest strength, is the ability for people to exchange informati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gp

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lukehgomes The $50pf jobseeker increase legislation has been referred to a Senate inquiry. pic.twitter.com/KmnVVYmXSb

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TheShovel Scott Morrison says he is uniquely placed to speak at International Women’s Day events given his wife is a woman.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “What happens if you get the wrong dose?” pca.st/fffw08c9

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@misosusanowa @naamanzhou I wonder how the baboons are doing. I wonder if Naaman will follow up this important cultural story.

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dannolan “Felafel is a kind of Israeli Biscuit”

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@evcricket If you can’t make a grudge last for at least four decades then you’re not even trying.

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@MatthewBevan @Jo_Tovey @NC_Robinson It was like that 30 years ago too, though perhaps slightly better.

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EliotHiggins You have to admire Glenn Greenwald’s dedication to completely incinerating his reputation.

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@jasonandrade Yeah I should write up a treatment and pitch it to Endemol.

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paulkidd He’s literally expressing empathy with an alleged rapist at an function. He has no shame at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AR

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@gusworldau I can go on if you like? But I’m sure there’s specific tricks for a jacaranda that I’d have to look up.

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@gusworldau I can’t speak specifically to jacarandas, but generally tweet after the leaves have fallen and cut just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kC

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New from @AICriminology: “Criminal mobility of outlaw motorcycle gangs in Australia” aic.gov.au/publications/t… pic.twitter.com/WDeE6zfFus

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I have produced many, many hours of both of these things, though we tried to keep the former to a minimum. twitter.com/Jo_Tovey/statu…

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Jo_Tovey @NC_Robinson talkback in australia has two speeds: insane racism, or a 50 minute call-in about pruning your jacaranda

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@franksting @tweet2sms I’m liking that final tweet though.

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@jasonandrade Without breathing holes they’ll fill up faster. They’ll be able to breathe for longer if there’s no holes. Such irony!

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naamanzhou The Sydney baboon escape happened one year ago today

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Now that I think about it, there’s quite a few people I’d like to put into pods. Lockable pods. Weighted lockable pods.

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Maybe Parliament could be done the same way. twitter.com/thehoffather/s…

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You might be forgiven for thinking that if anyone knew how the law works it’d be the lawmakers, but you’d be wrong…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wj

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@HazRobert Whereas now it’s all just “This service only works in Chrome”.

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henryhitchings Man sitting near me at A Midsummer Night’s Dream informs his companion “I saw the original production of this.” Seems a bold claim.

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TomMcIlroy Clark MP Andrew Wilkie asked for his name to be recorded in Hansard this morning as the only MP voting to oppose th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G1

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This is not the Daddy Twitter that I was hoping for, but congratulations to @dobes and the new nuclear family anywa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JQ

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@Hippopeteamus Yeah I just saw one which had the very best of intentions but they didn’t explain what they meant an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bT

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NewtonMark I’m having difficulty finding words to explain how incredibly stupid this is. twitter.com/7NewsMelbourne…

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@Hippopeteamus I think this answers your first question too lol. I just see it used a bunch in contexts I can’t be bothered looking at.

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@Hippopeteamus Although I think for most people it just means “Hey look at me, I’m clever!”.

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doublebaytoday QLD Retiree In Hospital After Covid Vaccine Overdose, Gets Surprise Visit From Pete Evans

“You see, vaccines are s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gr

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@darrenpauli My knees, when I stand up. Or sit down.

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RossMcCaff Not saying this is a dog whistle, but my dog just started barking and I don’t even have a dog pic.twitter.com/EheBsBmdsj

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Anyway @BennettArron is on in a few minutes so this is when you should join the livestream. mimecastconnect.splashthat.com

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We’re having an Inspiration Break now, so I’m doing a couple of quick lines. pic.twitter.com/FMM1ypIM8F

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@jodiem Yeah I was wondering about this. :) I thought this would be right up your alley.

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@SuperCroup Wow a benchtop bin too! Now this is living!

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@jodiem IPA isn’t that hard if you just use the cheat sheet charts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia… The one titled “Example..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uK

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ByEichler How it started / How it’s going pic.twitter.com/1ulVD0tMlt

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@jodiem I can’t tell because that (not-)notation is ambiguous. That’s why I used IPA.

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@awelder “Fancy symbolism”? It’s the International Phonetic Alphabet, standard tool for the job. Also you are wrong..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PF

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LOLGOP Who can forget Josh Hawley telling Antifa to stay away from the Capitol? pic.twitter.com/jkeaGnpncW

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umairh What happened to Glenn twitter.com/ruff_bluffs/st…

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@genericitis I know IPA and I’m not afraid to use it!

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@BennettArron It’s cool, I have very low standards.

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@BennettArron I’m tuning in just for you, Bennett. :)

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The /adˈvəːsəri/ one is the adjective. I will not engage in discussion of these matters because I speak the truth.

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People who pronounce the noun “adversary” as /adˈvəːsəri/ rather than /ˈadvəs(ə)ri/, these are bad people.

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Lightning within 1.8km now and it’s pissing down. pic.twitter.com/5oFgF7jCyj

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@LizDolphinfluff @davpope I’m glad to see that standards are being maintained.

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earleyedition Wondering how Toger Woods is going pic.twitter.com/tjg30mN8fQ

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Horrifying image here from @davpope, but then this is exactly the wild enthusiasm that Senator Cash exudes. Or rath..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4R

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Mr @roweafr is doing nice things with the thylacine this week. pic.twitter.com/hv4oljFEO8

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Ah, he’s done the “NASA in your pocket” thing. And is still being VERY ENTHUSIASTIC.

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@sammartino In any event, he’s INCREDIBLY ENTHUSIASTIC about all this.

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On dear. @sammartino just conflated emoticons and emojis, though his main point is that emojis are the greatest inn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cc

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Dropping into this Mimecast Connect 2021 event. mimecastconnect.splashthat.com I’m not sure now much value there will be s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV

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@misosusanowa They do. I’ll see what I can find.

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@cameronwilson @NewtonMark If we’re going with this metaphor, then it’s more like a bar or fashion boutique playing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nk

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Listening to yesterday’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Should people with auto-immune disease get a coronavirus vaccine?” pca.st/oeslv36d

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One year ago today, 25 February 2020, my last airplane flight was VA869 MEL-SYD just days before Melbourne locked d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qO

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@CarnegieCyber I’m enjoying the discipline of writing for an international audience who might well be coming to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xC

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Hurrah! Finally filed my @CarnegieCyber brief updating my May 2019 paper, “The Encryption Debate in Australia”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vp

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BinAnimals Sickening. They’ll probably say he fell. pic.twitter.com/04dccesUfN

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NumbersMuncher Happy one year anniversary to this Trump tweet where he declared COVID “very much under control in the US.” pic.twitter.com/eUYJSMvBQw

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@AndrewPStreet @JohnBirmingham I approve of these wings. They are good wings.

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Thu plan: Check and file my CEIP paper, finally; 0900 Mimecast Connect 2021 mimecastconnect.splashthat.com; shopping, Leur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lF

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day. pic.twitter.com/59qFnVTpqH

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There has been pushback against my use of this photo for my profile. Please stand by. I’ll find something worse lat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zu

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Thursday. If you keep pulling on the rope then the grey and white telepathic goat will piss on you. This is not a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KP

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