Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 26th, 2021

dobes The jokes write themselves pic.twitter.com/vDrKKBX3cO

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@_BertHandsome @dobes Yes, @dobes, why are you doing this to yourself? Is this some educational thing for the baby?

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FXMC1957 26 February 1852. John Harvey Kellog was born in Battle Creek, Michigan, USA. He co-invented the breakfast cereal C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YQ

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@jpwarren If only the government invested in startups, eh?

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“Could a common barnacle help find missing persons lost at sea?” Sure, if it’s trained well enough. scimex.org/newsfeed/could…

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drmistercody Potato Head gender reveal party. pic.twitter.com/1n6QiZ38s6

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@Viss It’s good to have annual traditions.

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@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark There’s an older 1-litre engine but I didn’t want to make Mark feel bad. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswage…

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@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark Why yes, I did just fact-check the displacement of an old Volkswagen engine.

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JimMFelton Hi it me Piers Morgan, that guy who calls everyone a snowflake. Today I think the world’s ending because a children..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F2

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@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark It’s a flat-four air-cooled engine, so basically a Volkswagen 1131cc job. pic.twitter.com/3fd7Udr1kl

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Hey @jpwarren this might be a good case study for you! And @dobes @NewtonMark @jeamland @kcarruthers we all remembe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eC

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@NewtonMark Sending a piece of metal around the world strikes me as a lot of bother. I assume the cost of a new crankshaft is excessive?

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@dawnstarau Ah yes, the ol’ “Why can’t someone else automate my parenting? Why do I have to do the work?”

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MatthewBevan Literally every poster right now pic.twitter.com/ctOTR0L0AA

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@ashabeeeee Apparently facts are good in our business.

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@phenidone @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Note that I said “organise” not “draw”. :)

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@phenidone @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree I should gently encourage Richard to organise a wiring diagram of the system.

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@moylecroft @R_Chirgwin @evcricket Depends how many spiders I guess, and their size.

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“Scott Morrison, senators and AFP told of historical rape allegation against Cabinet Minister”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lO

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@whiteswine @JohnBirmingham You’d have to tranquillise Bob to make it possible.

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“Privacy Commissioner asks for clarity on minister’s powers in Critical Infrastructure Bill” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bc

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@paulkidd So the best way to find quality medical advice. [Nods.]

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“Attorney-General urged to produce facts on US law enforcement access to COVIDSafe” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A

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@evcricket I’m guessing @R_Chirgwin would love to discover the possibilities. There’s some lightning damage every s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm

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nicolejensen I wanted to find out why people were talking about cocaine and this was the top result. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… pic.twitter.com/t097FIKXrC

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It’s a wonder he can still stand. (No, this is not the reason for the previous thing.) twitter.com/MSHPTrooperD/s…

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It’s OK. Don’t tell me. I’ve found out why. [Rolls eyes.]

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I wanted to find out why people were talking about cocaine and this was the top result. pic.twitter.com/NdkJzG0NdQ

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DavidParis this went very well I thought twitter.com/alantudgemp/st…

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@phenidone Pffft! We all know she’s an android who replaced the real Queen when she died in 2007.

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@skwashd @jpwarren I see that part of it is already in use.

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@bunjaree Indeed, the whole area is made from ironstone-infused sandstone, which makes the lightning storms a lot o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SI

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@bunjaree This may not have been, and indeed probably wasn’t, a direct lightning hit on any of this gear. @bunjaree..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4b

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@bunjaree In the first photo are one half of each of the two diodes that prevent electricity going the wrong way. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cv

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So a couple weeks back some of the faulty solar panels were detected here at @bunjaree. Today they were taken down,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…31

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@skwashd Enjoying bus lanes as an infrastructure priority.

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Rule 34 is working overtime today. pic.twitter.com/nxJtVfv0Rp

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Dear Internet, I’m sure you know what is likely to happen now. twitter.com/AlanTudgeMP/st…

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@moylecroft @jpwarren This is a quality analytical environment.

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“This initiative proposes to confirm and begin the preservation of a corridor, based on the corridor set out in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jO

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“Modelling by Infrastructure Australia in 2017 estimates the net cost of protecting and acquiring the corridor as $..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uE

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This is a High Priority Initiative, apparently, with a 0 to 5 year Problem/Opportunity timeframe. It was added to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xK

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I think that last bit means that first they have to decide whose fault it will be before they start a project knowi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OV

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There’s a “proposed initiative” — these are all classified as “initiative” or “project” — to “protect and acquire”twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ONIV

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“Infrastructure Australia’s 2021 priority list boasts record number of new proposals” themandarin.com.au/150157-infrast…

Full..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

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@theharryshearer There’s a 7News story: “Trinity College students film themselves appearing to hang black baby doll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p8

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@theharryshearer You just know there’s gonna be a great prepared statement for the Apologies of the Week.

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This is so very Adelaide private school. Students lynch a black baby doll. Student of African descent complains. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rD

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@SuperCroup I would want it to come on a plate.

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@jonoabroad I love factory visits for this. There’s always someone who clearly doesn’t want to be there. Apart from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KT

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@garrymck @zdnetaustralia In hindsight I should’ve explored in this direction.

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@paulkidd This might actually br handy, if it’s a recommended book on the topic. For other reasons. Katter I can handle.

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Prime Minister’s unexpected pitch for a republic. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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Fri plan, remainder: Clear the inbox and figure out what’s happening next week; quiet evening. As usual, there may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ye

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(I’ve just started a major change in my meds and everything is being a bit weird. On the other hand it might just h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ps

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Hahahaha oh dear guess who just fell asleep for three hours. This slightly changes my plans for the day.

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hungryiancurtis The Dad Rock Progression according to the stages of male pattern baldness: pic.twitter.com/YXxaLbjJw1

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Sometimes I think that things can be over-classified. This is an interesting taxonomy, though, and I can already he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i1

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@niltiac The idea that there are benefits to team-building exercises at all intrigued me. :)

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jeamland BUT SOFT. WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS. IT IS THE EAST. BUT I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT WHILE EVERY THREE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN

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JessPish Tonight I’ll explain consideration to her.

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JessPish 8 yo was asked to sign a contract to agree to class rules at school. She said to the teacher, “It’s not a valid con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PU

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Thank the gods, I have media access to that paper. Added to the weekend reading list.

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“Benefits of team building exercises jeopardised if not truly voluntary” scimex.org/newsfeed/benef…

Peer-reviewed pap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ew

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MaxKennerly Hot take: this is better than Substack and Clubhouse because people write and talk way too much. Twitter is an auto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N9

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NewtonMark It’s a service to let the most obnoxious people on twitter block themselves, and only be unblocked if you pay them. twitter.com/verge/status/1…

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breakingavnews United flight 328 LEGO kit 🤣✈️ pic.twitter.com/5TdUCVVISE

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “A Neanderthal on the crossbench” pca.st/mvho5qky I wonder who @PaulBongiorno means…

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smh Today’s editorial cartoon by @cathywilcox1 pic.twitter.com/F2segF1veO

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markhumphries It’s been 8 years since there was a Labor Prime Minister. If you want sketches mocking a Labor Prime Minister, vote..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…11

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helenrsullivan absolute peak guardian stuff right here: pic.twitter.com/E5EGHUdxPn

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“Male lyrebirds gaslight women into having more sex.” twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Fri plan: Something involving an LPG cylinder; something involving an egg; write for @zdnetaustralia; figure out wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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“Hey Darl, warm up the butter, ‘cos we’re gonna be rootin’ tonight!” twitter.com/RebeccaH2030/s…

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day. Again. pic.twitter.com/8PAf4W2QrT

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@_midofo_ @IndigenousX Lol haven’t Indigenous Australians suffered enough?

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Friday. Please be careful. There are molecules out there. Lots of molecules. Friday.

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